Mom-Made Lyrics to the MOST ANNOYING Toddler Tunes
In the interest of maintaining your sanity on those daily car trips around town with your toddler, we’ve come up with new lyrics to some of the most popular and mind-numbing toddler tunes. Sing them...
View ArticleHow to Plan a Birthday Party for Your 3-Year-Old
“Wow! This is gonna be fun!” — last words of a naive mom Your child is finally old enough to have a birthday party they will actually remember the next day! Surely you’re not planning to take your...
View Article9 Ways Moms Are Like Teenage Boys
They say that when your little boy becomes a teen, he’ll morph into a raging ball of hormones, eating everything in sight and tearing, Hulk-like, through all of his clothing. But guess what?!? So will...
View ArticleBiology Lessons: The Life Cycle of a PTO Mom
Elementary school is about as diverse an ecosystem as you’ll find this side of the Peruvian rainforest. At the tip top of the food chain: the PTO Mom. With her distinct markings — headband, pearls,...
View ArticleSAT Tests: Moms Edition
Allison Hart of Motherhood,WTF? loved the SATs so much, she created some questions just for moms! Any time we can find a math solution to a parenting problem, we are ALL OVER that business — especially...
View Article8 Gifts NEVER To Buy Another Mom’s Kid*
* If you ever want her to speak to you again. The birthday season is upon us. And having been through this seasonal drill a few times as a mom, I must confess that my excitement over gift-giving and...
View ArticleAn (Im)Perfectly Beautiful Christmas Tree
If you are a Christmas tree aficionado … If you wait all year to let your inner Martha Stewart run rampant with ribbon and garland and tinsel, oh my! … If you summarily reject ornaments because they...
View ArticleOn Parenting … With Downton Abbey’s Lady Grantham
When you become a parent, you quickly find that while you are short on a lot of things — time, sleep, patience, memory, clothes without spit-up on the shoulders — there is absolutely no shortage of...
View ArticleMaking Valentines with Your 5-Year-Old in 7 Easy Steps
Valentine’s Day! The perfect opportunity to exorcize your pent-up craft-making demons. It’s been WEEKS (maybe) since you packed away your handmade Christmas ornaments, and we know that glue gun has...
View ArticleYou’re NOT Funny, MOM!
Think You’re Funny? Your Kid Disagrees As parents, one of our most important jobs is to build our children’s self-esteem. We cultivate our little cherubs’ delicate egos, shouting their successes from...
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